Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Doujinshi?
Doujinshi are self-published Japanese works, usually manga or novels and often perceived to be derivative of existing work, analogous to fanfiction.
Now why am i mentioning about this? Cos CJT has come up with his own doujinshi of the anime Bleach. Now i must emphasise this was solely written by CJT and i play no part in it. So that u guys won't think i'm a pervert or anything. Also, names have been changed in the story to protect the identities of those involved. Also, the following material is rated R-21 so if you are below the age of 21, please do not proceed to read the story.
Aizen: Slay all the soul reapers!
Davis: Wakatta.
Aizen: But i don't think you can. Go home ba.
Davis: Hai, Aizen-sama.
Ichigo: Davis-sama, save Inoue from the Arrancars please!
Davis: no prob. It'll just take me 5 mins.
*5 mins later..
Inoue: Arigatou, Davis-sama. As a show of my appreciation, you may rape me.
*After some time..
Inoue: dun touch me or i'll slap ur face real hard!
Davis: u said i could rape you.
Aizen: Davis, you've betrayed me. I'm gonna fcukin kill you!
Davis: Not before i rape Inoue.
Inoue: I got AIDS.
Davis: I dun mind baby.
Inoue: Just joking. Anyway, that was the best rape i've ever had.
Davis: Nah,that was nothing.
Aizen: Now i'm gonna kill you.
Davis: Hadou no 33, Soukatsui!
Aizen: Ahh....(silence)
Inoue: Ah..Davis-sama, you're so cool.
Davis: What did i do just now?
Aizen: You've just casted a self-destruction spell.
Davis: Oh no! I only got 3 secs left. Save me, Aizen-sama!
Aizen: Farewell, Davis..
Davis: HAHAHAHA!
Aizen: Why are you laughing?
Davis: It's a reverse self-destructing method. So it will be YOU who'll self-destruct.
Aizen: NO!!!
Ichigo: Finally the war is over.
Inoue: And i'll marry Davis-sama.
Rukia: Me too.
Aizen: The war has just begun.
Ichigo: Aizen, u din die??!
Aizen: If you think ppl like Davis can defeat me, think again.
Rukia: Only CJT the great has defeated Aizen once. But he disappeared ever since.
Inoue: Davis, i won't marry you anymore.
Davis: why sia?
Inoue: Because i want us to be sexfriends only.
Davis: ok no prob.
Ichimaru: CJT din disappear. He's dead. He got raped by a weak hollow.
Rukia: He deserves it.
Hitsugaya: Our only hope lies with Davis..
Davis: Why me? I can't even kill a weak hollow.
Aizen: True. Davis zanpaktou doesn't even have a bankai.
Ichigo: Davis, there's one vizard guy who's gonna help us defeat Aizen.
Wu Yong: Ni Hao.
Davis: Who are u?
Wu Yong: Wo shi vizard.
Inoue: You look handsome Wu Yong-sama.
Davis: Shut up bitch.
Inoue: Just joking darling.
Ichigo: Davis doesn't need a bankai cos he can defeat Aizen with just one finger.
Davis: I shall demonstrate to you now.
Aizen: NO!!
Rukia: Finally, Aizen is dead.
Davis: I shall leave the slaying of Wu Yong to my disciple Zaraki.
Wu Yong: tmd!
Zaraki: Die, you weak chinaman!
Wu Yong: Qi gong!
Zaraki: WTF?! Ahh...
*Zaraki was defeated
Davis: How could this have happened?!
Aizen: Fool! You human!
Inoue: Aizen is still alive!
Davis: I told you i can't kill him. I'm too weak.
Aizen: Now it's my turn. Bankai!
Davis: no....ahh...
Davis: haha..ur bankai is so teeny. I can blast it off with my spiritual power alone. Your head is mine.
*Aizen's head got sliced off.
Davis: Wu Yong, you're next!
Wu Yong: ahh...
*Wu Yong is defeated.
Inoue: Davis-sama, you are indeed the most powerful soul reaper around. Even the vizards and arrancars are no match for u.
Davis: Really? I think that was not the real Aizen.
Aizen: That was my duplicate only, silly human.
Davis: Shit! I've wasted all my power just to kill a fake Aizen.
Aizen: Davis, die!
Davis: Ahh...
*Davis was slaughtered by Aizen.
Davis: haha..that's what u think. I've just used the kagen bunshin no jutsu on u.
Aizen: What?!
Davis: Btw i was just jokin when i said i din have a bankai. I shall now defeat you using it. Bankai! Kokujou Tengen Myouou!
Aizen: Ahh!! Davis, i accept defeat. You are indeed the strongest.
Davis: MUAHAHAHA
Aizen: But the strongest doesn't win all the time. Look out my final attack.
Davis: Ahh...
Aizen: I won!
Inoue: I love you Aizen-sama.
*While hugging Aizen, Inoue stabs him.
Inoue: This is revenge for moi hubby hubby.
Aizen: Why you...
*Aizen finally breathes his last.
Inoue: Thanks to Davis-sama's training, i was able to defeat Aizen. Sorry for not letting you give him the finishing blow Davis-sama.
Davis: All these while, i just acted weak in order to test your skills.
Inoue: I see..then try this!
*Inoue stabs Davis just like how she stabbed Aizen.
Davis: Ahh...Why?
Inoue: Now i rule all the hollows! Muahahaha!
The End
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